Phony Fax Gets Prisoner Released

A man is released from a correctional facility after a friend sends a fax from a grocery store demanding he be released. This story brings new meaning to the phrase, "It's worth a shot."

Supreme Court Backs Tobacco Company Over Consumers

Meanwhile, back at the ranch......The United States Supreme Court doesn't care if tobacco companies mislead consumers or that a lower court overturned a jury's decision.

92 Year Old Woman Shot Dead By Police

Police say they were serving a warrant to the correct address and that the 92 year old granny started shooting. What happened to tear gas and tasers?

Bush 41 Challenged in Dubai

Some very intense questions from audience members for George Bush the elder. One even tells him they don't respect his son.

Bush's Daughter Robbed in Argentina

Some very gutsy thieves lifted her pocketbook and cellphone despite the presence of her Secret Service agents.

Lawyer says sex with dead deer not a crime

Read it to believe it. The lawyer is apparently arguing that once something is dead, it is no longer what it was--in this case, an animal.

Man Ordered By Judge To Wear "I am a Sex Offender" Shirt to Work

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A Delaware judge on Friday ordered a man who twice exposed himself to a 10-year-old girl at his workplace to wear a T-shirt with the words: "I am a registered sex offender" in bold letters, a prosecutor said.

Fox News Can't Bring Itself to Type the Word "Democrats"

It's really jsut a screen caption but amusing.

Do You Have the "Knowledge Acquisition" to Avoid Being "Delayered" at the Office?

The vernacular of corporate America is changing again. "Unsilo" or die.

Saudis Blame the West For Their FAmily Problems

Hassan Al Shelabi, director of the Mawadda Social and Family Reconciliation and Counseling Center in SAudi Arabia, blames the US and Britain for young Saudi men's increasing irresponsible behavior towards their wives citing an increase in reports of "wife swapping, of husbands pr …

Pelosi Scares Big, Bad Newt

The very thought of Pelosi climbing up the succession ladder "frightens" old Newt. He apparently knows exactly what she'd do as a leader and his plan is better. What is it you ask? Why, more nation building because Iraq has gone ever so dandy!

National Guardsman Attacked, Called "Baby Killer"

A group pulled up to a Guardsman, asked if he had served then proceeded to attack him and call him a "baby killer." Regardless of how one feels about the war, this is outrageous.

President Assassinated in Upcoming Movie

It is supposedly "...a pointed political examination of what the War on Terror did to the American body politic."

White Bus Driver Sends Black Kids to the Back of the Bus

Ignorant school bus driver decides the front of the bus is for white kids and forces nine black kids to the back.

Coming to a TV Near You! Iran's Ahmadinejad Chats With Mike Wallace

I guess Bush should have taken Mike up on his request for an interview. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sat down with Mike Wallace for a segment airing this Sunday on "60 Minutes" where he shares his political philosophy and, of course, pokes fun at President Bush.

Bush Is Medically "Fat"

He gained 5 pounds and his BMI is in the overweight category.

Lieberman Loses Primary

Out as a Democrat, in as an Independent, Joe Lieberman promises to win in the general election. This affects ALL future races for Democrats.

Fuse TV's "Pants-Off Dance-Off"

A struggling tv channel finds its niche by finding every day people who are willing to strip while dancing.

Dictator's Daughter Vs Aging Comedian

"They" report. You decide. In an ongoing attempt to educate the public and present unbiased facts, CNN has added Fidel Castro's daughter as a commentator while Fox News signed Dennis Miller. Pardon me while I weep for the state of this country.

You're a Terrorist. We Can Feel It!

New, million dollar, advanced technology surveillance cameras can detect explosives via electromagnetic waves and "pinpoint nervousness" in a crowd. Impressive. But where is the technology to stop hijackers with box cutters or those hiding in caves and traveling by donkey????

NH Dems Don't Much Care for "Criminal...Devil Incarnate..Satanic..Power Freak" Hillary

In what can only be described as discouraging news for Senator Hillary Clinton, a large percentage of likely Democratic voters in NH are holding a grudge. Where is the love?

Yosemite Sam's America

According to the article, in the last year, fifteen states have adopted some form of Florida's "Stand Your Ground" laws which basically give gun owners the right to shoot to kill even when their lives are not in danger. "Varmint, I'm a-gonna blow you to smithereens!!"

White House Invites Fiction Writer On In to Explain Middle East Crisis

A few weeks ago, religious author, Joel C. Rosenberg, appeared on CNN to discuss the possibility that we are all going to die sooner rather than later.

You Smoke? Welcome to the Unemployment Line

In a knock to personal privacy, the European Commission has declared open season on smokers on behalf of employers.

Cleavage Not Welcome in TX

Disturbed by the fact that their "young males" have too much to look at during class, a TX high school expressly forbids any displays of cleavage on school grounds.

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